OFFICIAL BEAVER SHOOT NEWS!

UPDATE August 23rd, 2010 : Holy fuck, summer is almost OVER!! Have you all been getting laid? I have. I've also been slowly working on new songs for the next record, and in the meantime, making a few videos...check out this new one for the " Danny Noonan ( metal remix ) " from the " Metal Up Your Fuckin' Ass " EP!

Do you got the two CDs and DVD package yet? Well, why the fuck not? It's fuckin' 10 friggin' bucks, you cheap motherfuckers! For the price of 3 drinks at the bar, you can own a shitload of porno rap and an hour's worth of naked girls on DVD! Just buy it, fag.

Also subscribe and become a friend at both the Beaver Shoot youtube channel and at facebook! I sometimes still post stuff at myspace, but do people still go there? I don't think so. I'll be posting a new song there pretty soon, so watch for it. Ok, I'm outta here....give me your sister's number! - John

UPDATE May 27th, 2010 : Announcing BEAVER SHOOT'S " BIG ASS, BIG TITS " SALE!!! You get Beaver Shoot's " The Great Porno Rap Swindle " CD, " The Beaver Booty Remixxx " CD EP, and Superbitch Magazine's " The Triple B Series : Vol. 1 " DVD for only $ 10.00!!! AND with FREE shipping!! How can you go wrong with THAT?? If you don't already know, Superbitch Magazine is my very own smut magazine that I publish here in Detroit...it's all about girls, booze, and music, so you should pick one up sometime. I produced, directed, and edited a DVD that's an hour's worth of Superbitches getting naked, playing with their boobs, getting drunk, and having fun...it's a hell of a watch.

Take advantage of this sale and get everything for only 10 bucks!

- John

UPDATE April 10th, 2010 : NEW VIDEO!! The song " 16 Beers and a Good Lookin' HOE " from the " Where is the Pussy and Beer? " album - GET IT NOW at itunes, or right here...just click on the MP3 link!

UPDATE April 1st, 2010 :

UPDATE March 27th, 2010 : I just uploaded the NEW video for the song, " Rock n' Roll, Smoke a Bowl " to the Beaver Shoot Facebook page, Beaver Shoot myspace page, and Beaver Shoot youtube channel. Scroll below for the link! This video is fuckin' stupid, moronic, and hilarious...so check it out and laugh your pants off. In the studio all this week working on the next album....more stuff very SOON!! - John

March 14th, 2010 :

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, it's been a loooonnngg time since I've updated this news page!! Well, I'm sorry, things have been quit busy here, I've moved into a new office space/apartment/studio and I'm starting pre-production and writing of the next Beaver Shoot album, the long-awaited " PORN IN THE U.S.A. "!!!! In the meantime, I just edited and uploaded a new video for the song " Hot Buttered Ass " from the new album, " Where is the Pussy and Beer? "....have you gotten the record yet? NO? Well, get your faggot ass over to itunes, Amazon, Napster, or Lulu and get that shit!!! I plan on making a video for EVERY SINGLE SONG on this record, so get ready to laugh your ass off and gaze at lots of butts and cleavage.

Also, I now have a FACEBOOK Beaver Shoot page, so become my " friend " and tell me how cool I am every day. and, subscribe to the official Beaver Shoot youtube channel, so you can see all my videos, blogs, and other gay crap like that.

...more news to come, and if you have any pictures of your girlfriend and/or sister that you'd like to share, please send 'em over so I can jack off on 'em. See ya soon!

- John - BEAVER SHOOT